I am not evil. I am at worst one of the excellent damned.

— Remus Shepherd
Chapter 15, Page 10

Chapter 15, Page 10

Hey, goombah, Jacob may be in the hoosegow but he’s still got stugotz, ya know what I’m sayin’?  Gettoutahere.

 

No, Jacob is not Italian-American, but I am.  I am fluent in talking like Tony Soprano.  🙂

↓ Transcript
Jacob: Hey, fella. Buddy. Jabronie. Hey, hey, bro. Chum. Hey, goombah.
Guard: What?
Jacob: I have stories from every war in the last century. If you had, say, four and a half minutes to live...what would you like to hear about?
Guard: Nothing. I'd want you to stay quiet for once.
Jacob: Have it your way.

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Discussion (12)¬

  1. Jackal says:

    Ohohoh. This is gonna be good.

  2. Thor says:

    When a person who’s job description includes literal genocide asks you what you would want if you only had a few minutes left to live it’s time to shot em. Preferably in the head.

  3. dwwolf says:

    Id never take my eyes off one of the biggest killers in human history.

  4. dwwolf says:

    And what is he going to do with that fork ?

  5. Cray Z. Bouy says:

    “And here we see the captive Genocide Man with an uncharacteristic display of kindness”

  6. Italian job says:

    The word you were trying to make jacob say is “cumpa’ ” as in the short version of “cumpare”. It means “mate” or “friend”, but not “bro”.

  7. Moxie Man says:

    Who allowed Jacob to have a fork with his dinner?

  8. Ming the Merciless says:

    Jabronie(sucker) and Goombah(buddy), that oughta raise anyone’s hackles…anyone familiar with wops, anyway…

  9. The French Guy says:

    Ming said a bad language word! Jk I don’t really care

  10. ben says:

    new artist is making Jacob look his age. And he’s older than dirt. I preferred the previous look, where he looked a fit 60 years.
    Also, really needs to practice faces.

  11. Ming the Merciless says:

    Heh, we had to move our south American jet freight operations from JFK, New York to Bradley Hartford CT ’cause the Sopranos kept stealing our freight so much…it was comical! And everybody was in from the mayor to our truck drivers!

  12. Ming the Merciless says:

    Looking at the billions Deepak Choprah made with his dotheads (and American new age hippies), the eyes would rape India if they ever went over there…That four arms will get it in an epic way…