English is essentially what happens when you can’t decide whether the Greeks or the Romans had the better civilization, so you ask everybody they ever beat up on to sort it out. — John M. Ford

About

Questions, Answers, and Disclaimers — A basic list of frequently asked questions.

Characters — Quick introduction to the comic’s characters.

About the Author — If you really want to know.

To Be Done — Future plans for the comic, mostly for Remus’ benefit.