Note: I’ve added your name to my little black book. When it’s released upon my death, you can expect to be indicted on—[flip flip flip]—16 counts of…well, that’s our little secret, isn’t it?

— Bill in Portland Maine
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February 9th, 2015

Chapter 13, Page 22

I never know what sound effects to use.  Is ‘kwock’ appropriate there?  I dunno.  Decided to go with ‘kwock’, but I can change it later if anyone has a better suggestion.  🙂

So that looks like three out of four Brahmin down.  That fourth guy still thinks he has a chance, though…

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Discussion (10)¬

  1. Sonja says:
    February 9, 2015 at 2:13 am

    In Panel 1 the weapon is in his left hand, in Panel 2 in his right… Great page nonetheless!

  2. Elihias says:
    February 9, 2015 at 2:19 am

    Yeah… the judges are going to mark him down
    on style points there… the knee should come up
    -under- the testicles for maximum ‘KWOCK’.

    Oh well, he’ll still probably take home the gold.

    Eli…

  3. Ro͈̤͕'̰̝̺̹̺̪͟W͈̗͇a̬̰̦̳n̶̻̱̟͚ says:
    February 9, 2015 at 8:51 am

    They’re going to have to make some SERIOUS design changes to those guys by the time Jacob’s done.
    If they can’t handle ONE a.w.o.l Genocide man, they have ZERO hope against the entire project
    Especially with Kevin being willing to use nukes

  4. Ro͈̤͕'̰̝̺̹̺̪͟W͈̗͇a̬̰̦̳n̶̻̱̟͚ says:
    February 9, 2015 at 8:53 am

    Wait………..
    Did he just shoot that guy thru the nostril straight into his brain?
    Bloody hell, OUCH!

  5. Darls Chickens says:
    February 9, 2015 at 12:24 pm

    So they are designed to reproduce. Do they come in female?

    Interesting how 70-year-old biotech beats the latest breakthroughs, like how I can enjoy a good book after all the e-readers’ batteries have died.

  6. Unmaker says:
    February 9, 2015 at 3:58 pm

    @Ro͈̤͕’̰̝̺̹̺̪͟W͈̗͇a̬̰̦̳n̶̻̱̟͚

    Good catch. And in the previous panel it looks like he shot the Brahmin in the ear. Even if they are immune to GM neurotoxin, screwing with the inner ear messes up balance.

    Your name copied over as some odd characters. What font is that?

  7. Ming the Merciless says:
    February 9, 2015 at 7:41 pm

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  8. Ming the Merciless says:
    February 9, 2015 at 7:43 pm

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  9. Ming the Merciless says:
    February 9, 2015 at 7:46 pm

    Ḯ̝̦̳͍̖̯͈͈̱̞̲͕̫̫͌̃̈̇̇͒̀̀̉̉̒͂͘͘͜’̧̹̺͈͓̺̘͕̹͙̼̼̤̹͖̀͛͆͗̈́̓̔̊̽̽͂̑̾͝Ļ̱̠͖̪̙̞͉͔̞͖͍̬̼̈́̈́̀̓̈́̉̒́̀͌̄͗́̕͜͝L̡̢̡̢̛͔͖̹̳̠̹̫͔̘̥̊͂̀̆͒̿̂̈̋͒́̈́͒̈́͜ ̢͓̣̫̭̻̳̬͔͈̬̬̮͙̬̂̊͆͊͗͂͗͋͗́͗̊̇͌̚K̨̨̡̡̩̭͈̭̱̗͕̰̥̰͑̄͊̑͒̾̓̄̐̌͋̀̄͗͋Į̘̦̹͈͙̻̜̻̙̞̺̫͕̫́͌͆̓̌̈́̈́͐̎̓͒̚͘̕͝L̢̧͚̮̞̯̤̻̥͉̦̻̞̆̿̉̉̓̈́̅̈́͒͂́̚͜͜͠͝͠Ļ̛̳̭̱̫̰̮̤̫̱̖̜̲̲̬̈́̓̀̈́̍̈̌̾̌͂̃̕͘͝ ̨̡̫̙̦̖̦̣̠̮͕̘͉̯͓̓̔̓̉̈́̏̿̃̇̏̎̃̕̚̕Ÿ̧̡͓͍̹͚̞̠̠̱͖̥̯́̒̒̈́̂̏̿̈́͗̉̾̑́̈ͅȎ̡̢̧̟͈͙̘̯̹̰͉͈͉̱̱́̾͂̊͒̇́́̀̌͑̔͠Ù͕̜̥̟̪͚̲̖̖̪̺̫̤͕̔̀̈́͛̽̐̅̓́̂͛̒̊͘͜ ̨̩͍͙̯͚̮͖̭̞͇̹̥̍̃̀̉̍͌̎͆̃̿͘̚͝͠͝ͅͅŞ̹͔͓̫̦͉͓͖̲̺̳̦̠͊́̊̊͋̃͗̎͗̋̇͆͐͊͂ͅǪ̰̘̘̠̳̟͈͓̜͚̠͇̦̜̈́͋̽̈́̈̌̔͌̂͆̅́͗̃͠ ̡̛͚̼͕̯̲̪̲̫͈̤͇̙̮͛̐̆̌̒́́͌̓̊̈́̈́̚͜͝H̥̫͇̱͓͍͖̱̫͇̮̬̍͗͌̿͐̿͂͂̀̐̓̂̇̃̔͜͜͜Á̞̰̗͙̱͙͙̜͇̻̻̱̰̯̣̋̈́̀͗͒͋͆̐̌̔̕͘͠Ŗ̻̩̬̻̫̗̭̥̲̘̻̏͊̾̐̆̏́̔͐͒͒̀́̈́͜ͅD͓̼̺̗̣̖͕͎̯̣̣̯̼̱̀̽̀̄͊͛̀̽̆͆̑̓̒̉̈́͜ ̢̨̞̦̫̱̥̫̱͇̼̜̻̩̀̋̈̀̔̂̋̇̽̈́͌̽̉͗͠T̡͔̹̜̞̦̠̮̭͇̻͚̠͓͍͛̂͑̈́̐͋͗̀̔̋͋́́̚̚H͎͎̗̳͉̝̩͓͎͚̩̱̯̱̟̓̿́̾̉͆͛̿̾̅̇̊̚͘͠A̺̳̹͉̤͔̖͖̦̝̯̳͉̠̒͑͊̇̿̈͊̓̀̀͘͘͠͝ͅŢ̮̪̰̝̲͚̭̘͍̝̤̹̠̈̑͒̋̓̔͂̈̇̈́͘̚̕͘͠ ̧̩̭̯͔̻͕̱͉̻̯̰̬̠̳̊̒͑͋̇͗͂̃̆͒̈́͂͌͘͝Y͉̙̜̱̖̱͓͔͔̦̩̗̻͊̌̋͂̽̐͋̐͑̅͑̽͆͆̚͜͜Ǫ̲͙̦̺͙̲͇̮̩̺͉̫̹̏͊̓̀͐̂̆̉͆̇̈́͊͋̀̚ͅỰ̢̣̼̣̯̻̪̗̗͚̲̖̹̈̋̿̄̐̌̇̂͊̏̋̔͗̚͜’̡̛̘̲̭̩͕̬̦̫̙̼̖̞̈́͋́̇̅͌̇͋̏̒͑̍̕͜͝ͅL̡̤̦͉̥̞͍͔̠̘̘̣͉̼̱̋͒͑̀̄͂̂̇̊̿́́̀̚͝L̢̢̡̨̧̛̞̘̹̜͇̥̫̤̤̉̈́̊͌̋̔̔̀͊̃͛͘̚͜͝ ̡̙̘̻̞̟̬̩̳̣̤̲̠͓̩͌̈́̏̑̈́̓̈̃̑̋̅̑̕̚͠D̢̺̣̻̗͇̙̻͍̰͖̻̬͍͗́̉̌̍̏̐̓̀̊̇̕͘͝͝Į̢̖͈͈̱̺̫̼͉͈͚̤̯̓̈͆̈̒́͊̇̀͊̂̚̕͠ͅE̡̛̘̤͓̪̯̬̬̹̰̮̺͓͍̗̾̉̾̓͐̀͒̍̏͛͗̄̚͝ ̧̧̝͔̹͎͚͓͍̰̩͇̝̈́̽͌͂̃̓̑̎͑͌͐̒͊͜͝ͅŢ̧̡̡̛̯͕̮͖͔̘̣̖͖̼̗͑̓͂̊̍̈́̓̈́́͋̆̍̏̐Ờ̢̙͕̻̬̹̗̠̻̩̖͈͚͓̣͊͗̎̏̔̈̔͋̚͘͠͠ ̛̛̟̗͚̖̟̹͓̼͖̳͕̱̼̘̗̓̑̇̓͐͊͛̓̈́̋̚̕D̨͚̦͚̤̥̦̳̲̬͚̱̹̫̂͒̑̏͗͌̉̊͗̈́̽̌̓̃͠Ě̢͚̟̼̝͍̮̫̝͈̺͔̣͎̤̐̌͒̂̔̅̈́̆̐̑̿̒̚͘A̢̨͕̝͓͉͙̺̺͈̹̭̘̞̖̍̾̋́͑͒̄̎͒̿́̒̑̕͠T̢̛̛̟̲̼̹̝̯̯̘̮̙͍̬̹̍͊̃̔̿͌̓̓̾̚͘͜͝Ḧ̥̝̗̹̮̭͕̤̹̲͖̤̪́͗̿̉͒̓̍̐̂͊̔͗́̈́͑͜ͅ
    ̡̢̻̼̠̼̰̦̪̖̝̼̘̩̀̀̈́̀̐́̐̅͋͛͆͑͘̕̕ͅH̡̧̢̧̛͓̹̰̮̠̻̟̪̭̣͔̓́̔̄͋̂̽̾͘̕͠͠͠͝A̧̤̙̮̣̠̭̫͇͖͖̭̣̜͆̎͗͒̾͌͋̈̑̑̄̔́̑͜͠H̨̧̹̞͍̮̫̩͓̱̩͚̫̘̠͆̑̈́̄͛͛̈́̈́͑͗̏̓͠Ã̡̢̛͔̜̖̟̝͓̦͍̳͓͎̼̈́̾̄̾̔̄͆̓́̌͘̕̚͜Ȟ̱̗̝̩̠̙͚̲̝̮͈͍͚̦͋̀̓̓̄͌̌͊̓͌̕̚̕ͅẤ̲̰̪̠̹̤̬̬̬͖̘̫̲̹̉́̊̓͂̄͐̌̉̈́̚͠͝ͅH̛̼̱͍͓̻̱̞̖̙̥̠̦̜͙̉͂́̋͆͗̀̅̿̍̉̐͘͘͜Ą̡̨͎̻̙̝̹̞̠͎̘̳̜͖̅̒̓̊̋̽̈́̃̈́́̇͆̓͝H̛̥͖̲̣͎̙̤̱̣̙̹̺̺͕̝̐̀̓̿̀́̈́͌͌̿̈́̄̈́͝Ä̢̩͔̣̥̖̖͓͖͈̬͚̞̥́͗̒̒̑̓̈̒͗͋͗͑̊̕͜͝H̢̧̠̮͔̰̤̰̮̝̯͇̞̲̋͗̾͊̈́̽̈́͛͛̕͘̕͠͝ͅH̡̧̝̬̘̮̱̰̥̳̮̬̫͔̞̎̋̉̈͐̉̓͒̾́̓͑̕͘͝A̡̞̘̪͎̱̖͕̙̮̙͕̟̽̅́̾̊̀̒́̇̇̆̕͠͝͠ͅḦ̢̡̛̻͖̮̣̥͈̦̪̯̗̩͓̗́͐͂͐̓̆̀̾̽̑̒͋̏͝Ä̢̛̳̗̩̱͚̻̯̬̠̫̺̼̪̤́̀̽̉̌͋̔̆̔̕̕͝͝H̝̻͓̩͇̹̱͉͈̱̥̼̣̹̞͗̈́̌͂̀̐͑̈́̈̽̀̾̕͘̚Ḁ̭͓̭͓̞̰̝̣̙̹̣̳̺̠̃͐̉͋͌̌͒̐͐̇̾̏̌̕͝H͓̰̬̙͔̰̹̫̤̜̭̪̝̬͔̽͐͊̔̿̄́̐͌̈́̀͗͠͝͝Ą̛͇͎̞͈͙̱̦̳̥̘̍̉͌́̓̇͗̂͗̅́̚͜͜͠͝ͅ

  10. --jt-- says:
    February 9, 2015 at 9:50 pm

    ” Ming the Merciless: http://fsymbols.com/images/zalgo.jpg”
    Damn. That made my head snap back. O_o