All right, this is the page where I loaded up all the whale puns to get them out of the way. I now open the microphone to anyone else who wants to try some. Kevin’s done, he won’t be doing any more. He’ll find something else to make bad jokes about — they don’t call him Kevin Kidd for nothing.
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Kevin: You know, Caera...when we gave you a sword, I assumed it was ornamental. You have a gun, you can shoot people.
Caera: I was never a good shot.
Kevin: Try it next time. You'll find your reflexes are sharper than before. What's this about their escape?
Caera: Whales. They're using whales.
Kevin: Whales. Well, that's a whale of a tale. I suppose we shouldn't blubber about it. It may have been a fluke.
Caera: I was never a good shot.
Kevin: Try it next time. You'll find your reflexes are sharper than before. What's this about their escape?
Caera: Whales. They're using whales.
Kevin: Whales. Well, that's a whale of a tale. I suppose we shouldn't blubber about it. It may have been a fluke.
Oh god, is that the actual reason?
Maybe I’m just used to sickeningly bad jokes, but I reacted to those whale puns with ambergris.. Sorry, ambivalence.
I’ll shut my blowhole now.
Stop weeping, we’re whaling!
… not that Caera seems to have had much success. I now wonder if she just never managed to touch the whale at all (as I first thought), if Fumiaki’s modifications included antidotes to the neurotoxin, or if the mere size of the whale was enough to soak up the stuff without serious damage …
Am I the only one to think that Kevin reeaaaally looks like Ed Wuncler Sr. from “The Boondocks”? I can feel the pettiness dripping off his pores. Remus, Michael: awesome work!
… *googles ‘whale puns’
Oh god… here…
https://twitter.com/SillyWhalePuns
I am not typing that lot out.
n you can forget cut-n-paste too.
Eli…
*rimshot*
…And meanwhile Caera is grimacing, doubled over in agony and pain… oh, and her body aches a little bit too, but nothing like listening to Kevin tell a whale of a tale of the tail of a whale. I’ll bet she could get some good accuracy with a harpoon.
Are you guys fed up all ready? I’m having a whale of a time here!
I hope that was the Fin.
It’s Kevin who will end up skewered, and the agency will approve.
Well if I didn’t think Kevin was diabolical before those puns made me cetacean.
Hopefully they had some sort of plot porpoise.
No wonder he’s smirking. He has weaponized puns.
I already covered this when Caera was first whaled by the whale. In the “Downeast Yankee” dialect, to “whale” upon something is to hit it really hard.
Haha, looks like she’s looking for a gun.